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Homies Figures 5 Set 2

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Mija - Homie figure 5 set 2 
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Sexy and sophisticated, Mija is an independent Homegirl with more than just good looks and nice legs going for her.  She is attending college, with plans on becoming an attorney.  She eventually hopes to work as a Public Defender. Mija figures that this may be a way for her to help some of her Homies.  She feels the Homies are entitled to the same rights under our united states judicial system, as any one else in this country. She would love to eventually become a judge, so as to insure the laws are fairly applied in her court, and all men and women of every color are treated equally.


School Boy - Homie figure 5 set 2 
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I am especially proud of  Homie Schoolboy.  He has worked so hard to graduate. Schoolboy dropped out of Homie High School in the ninth grade.  He was getting bad grades, cutting a lot, and felt that the teachers and school police had it in for him because he was Chicano.  El Profe started to tutor him at his house.  He got Schoolboy back into Alternative School untill he got the credits he needed to get back into Homie High School.  Through hard work and regular attendance, he raised his grades to a B- average, just in time to graduate with his Senior Class. El Profe helped his parents file for financial aid (Cal Grant A) and he has been accepted to San Jose University.  Guess what Homies...Schoolboy is going to College!

Shady - Homie figure 5 set 2 
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A dark and mysterious Homegirl, Shady lives a shady lifestyle. Nobody knows what she does when shes not around. What she does is strip at the local Gentlemans Club, over by the airport. She does this to support her baby boy, and to pay the rent. Some of the Homies have seen her there, but dont recognize her (she dances in an Aztec Costume under the stage name of Aztec Queen. The baby has a useless father that abandoned them both, and doesnt pay her any child support. Its probably better that hes gone anyway, he used to beat her. He tried to put her on the street to work for him, like his other girls. She figures it was only a matter of time before he started beating on lil Shady also. Shady isnt real proud of what she has to do for money, but she is proud of how good she is at it. She makes bank in tips, and is the star dancer of the club. She attends night classes at the community college to make herself more employable, and hopes to get a legitimate job in an office somewhere.

Smokey - Homie figure 5 set 2 
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Smokey is an older veterano Homie.  He constantly smokes cigarettes.  Smokey is slowly dying of throat and lung cancer, and will eventually be leaving us.  The Homies try and tell him to quit, but he cant.  Eventually Smokey will have to walk around with a rolling oxygen canister.  Then he will be forced to smoke through a hole cut into his throat, and speaks through a voice box. Eventually smokey will die of cancer and we will all hurt watching him do it before our eyes.  He just couldnt quit.

Sqeeky - Homie figure 5 set 2 
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Squeaky has a squeaky little high pitched voice. She is very quiet, and is always eyeballing people and throwing strange looks at the other Homies. Squeaky hangs out with Whisper a lot, because she likes to listen to all of here gossip. Whenever she does speak, the Homies laugh at the sound of her voice and she turns beet red with embarrassment. That is why she rarely speaks to anyone, except Whisper.

Sub Pop Bionic (rare) - Homie figure 5 set 2 
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He was a dancer from the streets and alleys of Brooklyn He went out late one night and got in a car accident He rolled his car two times, fell out and severed both his legs When paramedics got there they thought he'd surely be deadBut then they thought of their big government experiment Of how they'd mix metal and flesh just to rebuild a man They picked his pieces up and loaded up the medic van they raced away - to try to save - and he became Sub Pop Bionic, He was Bionic, Human Robotic, Sub pop Bionic

Whisper - Homie figure 5 set 2 
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Whisper speaks with the softest voice.  She is a Chismosa (Gossiper) and knows everything about every one of the Homies.  Whisper keeps track of whos seeing who, whos cheatin on who, and whos dumping who.  She is half Italian (Sicilian to be exact) and half Spanish.  She was orphaned at an early age (her parents mysteriously blew up in their car) and is being raised by her three uncles on her fathers side, Guido, Vinnie, and Pauli Palermo.  She denies that her family is Cosa Nostra (Mafia) and that the Pizza Parlor they run (Palermo Family Pizza) is a front for money laundering, bookmaking, and loansharking.  The Homies dont trip though...they think it's kinda cool that her unces are wiseguys.  Nobody ever hits on her or asks her out either...they dont wanna end up getting whacked and sleeping with da fishes.

Wolfe - Homie figure 5 set 2 
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Wolfe rides a Harley Davidson Fatboy.  Hes a big hairy, buffed-out homie that hangs out with PeeWee.  Wolfe always wears dark loco-shades.  He has a wicked veterano mustache and goatie that commands respect among the homies.  Wolfe has a black-belt in Karate.  He helps teach karate at Home Lees Dojo in the back of Home Lees corner-market.  Wolfe likes to enter Ultimate fighting Tournaments which he always wins.  Wolfe is considered by most of the Homies to be the baddest vato in the neighborhood.


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