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Hobo - Homie Clowns 
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Hobo is a free spirit.  He arrived one day on a freight train from the deep south.  Hobo doesn't like to be tied down.  They never know if hes gonna show up for workor not.  He crashes out over behind the big tent, next to the old railroad tracks.  Hobo just wants to be left alone.  He don't like people telling him he has to bath or sleep indoors.
Ain't nothing like setting a pile of old trash on fire on a moonlit knight, with some fresh roadkill ready to barbeque..the good life!



Homie Clowns Blistercard series 2 
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The rare series 2 all in one set.  From left to right starting at the top the clowns are:
Mizer, Fangs, Pyro, Jester, Sweeper & Ese.  this card has the rare colour variant with Ese in grey instead of purple.

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Loco - Homie Clowns 
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Loco is a crazy clown.  He is the tight-rope walker in the Homieclown Circus.  He rides unicycles on the tightrope, balances things, and juggles on the tightrope.  He does this over pits of fire, wild animals, houge bins of bubbling acid, and any other deadly stuff the Homieclowns come up with.  He also likes getting shot outa cannons, ramp jumping on motorcycles, and catching bullets in his teeth.  Needless to say, Loco is the star of the circus.



Striper - Homie Clowns 
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Striper used to be in charge of the ticket-booths at a large travelling circus.  He eventually got busted for stealing money from the cash registers and was sent to the joint.  While locked up, he set up a slick bookmaking business called Sweeper Pickums.  He got around the various cell-blocks, by way of his duties as a janitor.  Conclowns would place bets on any sports action out there.  Eventually he got out of jail by blackmailing the warden.  Seems he came across some videotapes of the warden partying it up with some strippers.  So now he works at the circus with sweeper...who is helping him go straight.  But if you want action...?



Sweeper - Homie Clowns 
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Meet Sweeper clown.  He's head of the Homieclown circus cleanup crew.  He takes a lot of pride in keeping the big tent clean.
At least he thinks its clean.  Sweeper learned his janitorial skills while doing time at the county jail for stuff.
He's reformed now...and focuses on his cool job at the circus.  While he keeps the performing area clean, he don't care about the bleachers.  If the fans wanna be pigs, that's on them.

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