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Homies Figures 5 Set 1

All Homie figures are made out of plastic and stand generally up to 4.5cm high except for a couple of figures that are supposed to be short and the dogs which are proportional. Also each Homie comes with it's own Bio card.

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AWB (rare) - Homie figure 5 set 1 
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A.W.B. is short for, -Angry White Boy-.  He is hooked up with Payday records, and came out from Detroit to record a few C.D.'s.  Payday discovered him in the underground hip-hop circuit in Detroit.  AWB has blown up since having his beats thrown down by Payday, but has stayed small mentally.  He doesnt like being hounded by his fans or being hassled by the industry.  He doesnt give a shit about receiving awards, or about topping the Hip-Hop rap charts.  AWB is an artist heading for self-destruction, but doesnt care.  He is a major talent that finds making platinum selling albums easy but dealing with the success a big pain in the ass.

Chino Loco - Homie figure 5 set 1 
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Chino is the owner of the -Homies Health Club- (His back yard gym). Because of his strong Indio blood, he looks like hes part Chinese..so hes always been called Chino Loco.  He is a serious body builder that got into weightlifting while doing time in Chino State University...ooops...I mean State Pennitentary.  Hes turned his life around and took out a small business loan from the Palermo Brothers and opened up the club.  Chino isnt down with steroid use, and he tells the Homies that if they wanna get buffed out, they have to do it the right way.  That is through hard work, discipline, and watching what you eat and drink.  Listen Homies...you cant live off of Burritos and Beer...you gotta toss in a salad in now and then.

Devil Dog - Homie figure 5 set 1 
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This humungous Rottweiler has glowing red eyeballs that give you the shivers when you look into them.  He freaks the Homies out when they see him because it is usually a sign that something bad is about to happen.  Sometimes he appears to them in their dreams and turns them into nightmares.  He has been spotted in the middle of a darkened highway at wee hours in the morning causing spin-outs and crashes.  He is not a normal dog, and is more of an evil minion of Satan Himself.  Trust me Homies...it is not a good thing when you see the Devildog.

Diablo - Homie figure 5 set 1 
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Diablo is an Evil Vato!  He is always trying to get the Homies high on drugs like Crack, Angel Dust, and Heroin.  He also encourages them to drink until they drop or make fools out of themselves.  Diablo is always preaching the need for violence and revenge.  He tells the Homies that they will never get ahead, and the future is hopeless.. He claims they need to live for today, and do whatever the HELL they want...and not to worry about the onsequences. -Smile now...Cry Later- is the philosophy Diablo preaches. Diablo is possessed by some powerful demons.  El Padrecito has tried to exorcise him of these bad spirits...but with no luck...his soul is already sold to the Devil. I guess Diablo feels it will be better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.  El Padrecito warns us not to hang out with this vato...hes bad news.

El Profe - Homie figure 5 set 1 
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El Profe is Spanish slang for the -Professor-.  This name was given to him by his Homie students where he teaches at Homies High.  Besides having a masters degree in education, El Profe is very intelligent about everything in life.  He cares very deeply for the young Homies that come through his classroom.  He grew up in the same neighborhood as them, and knows the challenges they face. Although he has been offered jobs at some very prestigious Universities...he prefers to stay at Homie High School, where he feels he is needed more.

Happy - Homie figure 5 set 1 
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Her name says it all, this is a cheerful happy homegirl. Lord knows what she sees in her depressed and bummed out old man Sad Boy. She is constantly trying to cheer him up. She is so happy that sometimes the other Homies have to ask her what the hell is she so happy about. She says she is just happy to be alive, to see the sunrise, to see the moonlight, and to be with her Homies.


Huera - Homie figure 5 set 1 
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Huera means white girl. Growing up in the Barrio was a little tuff on Huera. The Homies used to call her names like Barbi, Gringa, and Whitegirl.  All the teasing has made her walk around with a chip on her shoulder.  Shes kind of a rowdy girl, and gets into fights now and then.  The Homegirls still tease her...but know she will snap if they push too hard.

Ice Cream (rare) - Homie figure 5 set 1 
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Boca Brothers consists of three brothers who have formed a Hip-Hop rap group. They consist of the main rapper, -Ice Block,- and the other two brothers, -Ice Cream- and -Ice Cold.- They play all of the lowrider car shows and every park and house party thrown in the Hood.  They never speak like human beings but constantly flo (rap).  When they're not performing on stage, they are standing on a street corner doing their thing.  They are waiting for their big break in the music industry and are constantly talking about the release of their first C.D. that never comes out.

Jokachild (rare) - Homie figure 5 set 1 
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The other half of the D.J. Crew known as Jokajams.  Together with his padner in crime Jokawild, Jokachild lays down the phattest beats for the sickest mixes in the Los Angeles area.  Jokachild honed his craft in the days when there were mixers and scratchers everywhere...and you had to battle it out to stay on top.  Now Jokachild has his own mixing gig on the Local FM station called, KHOMY Power 100.  Among other stuff he lays down the Morning Mindblast, Noon-time Nasty Mix, and the Freestyle Freak Show in the evenings.
Payday has been trying to sign him to lay down tracks for his record label, but Jokachild doesn`t like to work that way...he prefers to freestyle and go with the flo...

Mastablasta (rare) - Homie figure 5 set 1 
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King of the music hustlers, Mastablasta has what you need. C.D. s, Mp3,s, even special requests cassette tapes and vynly can be gotten for a price. Mastablasta is not the mixmaster that Jokachild is but he is the one source stop for beats. Strawberry letter? got it! Lowrider in Spanish? got it! Play that Funky Music Whiteboy? got it! Mastablasta downloads entire libraries off the internet from websites like Bearshare and Limewire.

Mastablasta does his business in the mall parking lots, schoolyards, at the park and on the boulevard. He just might even hit you up while your gassing up the lowride, or waiting in the drive thru at Taco Bell.. Personally I don`t like people ripping off artists and profiting off of them, but What the hell, hustlas gotta get paid.




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